Thursday, April 17, 2014

Night Prowler

Another late night at the office. Why the flying fuck did I take this job again? Because you are broke with no opportunities? Yeah that's probably it, thanks inner-me.

God, so fucking tired! And its only duck-fucking Tuesday? Fuck!

Ah my feisty little hatchback, alone in a carpark inundated with German royalty. And yet I'll choose you every time sweety- Holy! Merc SL65! Are you fucking kidding me? Damn. That profile. Those arches ... Every time babe, you know it.

Still, my three-door turquoise jap strikes quite a pose in the gleaming sea of executive black and grey metal.

Homebound. Finally!

One good thing about driving home this late is that the roads are deserted. The other good thing is that I get to enjoy the stylings of the best RJ this side of FM 100.

Wes Malik of the Drivethru is fucking psychic. The dude peers into your soul and fills you up with all the chicken-soup goodness you need.

And tonight he's right on the money as well: Phil Collins is flying me to Paradise.

Saturday, March 22, 2014

100 word story!

"Your turn!"

Garlic hot on his breath, he took my hand, not gently, and slammed it on the Magnum.       
                                                          
How quaint, I thought, the mother of all handguns. The most you can feel like a man, without putting in the effort. It was ironic that now I was pressing it to my own right temple.

The barrel cold against my flesh incited visions. Instead of seeing my life achievements in that final trip down memory lane, I saw Doctor Who and my high-school crush. Hmm. A matter of perspective I guess.

My finger caressed the smooth metallic trigger, begging release.

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Back To Flynn's


There it was. 

Flynn's Arcade stood on the corner of Culver Blvd, a decrepit ruin of its former glory. The giant neon sign that was once a symbol for good times, a burnt out husk. Lifeless windows and shuttered doors completed the dismal portrait of abandonment.

Sam edged his bike forwards. This place still held importance for him. Memories of happier days, love and fun had him smiling through his helmet. But it was also a memorial for how those times had been cut short, how neglect had withered love; how guilt had left him empty. The smile gave way to his usual scowl.

Sam would not be here if he could help it.

The message on Alan’s pager came from Dad’s office at the Arcade. From a phone which had been disconnected for the past twenty years.

Twirling the keys to the doors between his fingers, Sam wondered for the umpteenth time what he was doing there, why he insisted on opening old wounds. No matter how hard he tried to convince himself that the past was just that, he could not stop chasing ghosts.

Sighing in defeat, Sam unlocked the front doors. Dusty darkness greeted him as he strode inside. Even through the black pitch Sam easily navigated his way to the circuit box. Wiping the grime away, he flipped the switches one by one bringing the old place back to life.

The overhead lights illuminated the plastic covered arcade cabinets, lonesome without jumping kids. The second switch turned on the cabinets flooding the floor with their theme music. Another rare smile appeared on Sam’s face as he enjoyed the nostalgia. Asteroids, Battlezone, Centipede, Crystal Castle, Millipede, Missile Command and Space Duel. Stunt Cycle. Tempest, Warlords, Yar's Revenge, Galaga and Pole's Position. Donkey Kong, Space Invaders and Pac Man. All old friends.

The distorted music blasting from frayed speakers had Sam reminiscing the countless hours he had spent playing one game after another, only going home when his Dad would close down for the night.

Dad.

Snapping out of his reprieve, Sam flipped the final switch. The jukebox lit up, and the videogame music was drowned by Journey’s Separate Ways.

Dad did love Journey.

Sam made his way to the office. The thick layer of dust on all the plastic covered furniture betrayed no signs of anyone having been there. The phone was broken and disconnected.

Sam fumed at himself. This was a stupid idea to begin with.

Ready to leave, something caught Sam’s eye. Right at the back of the arcade, underneath an unlit neon sign, was the crown jewel of his father’s arcade: Encom’s Tron. Sam made his way to the back, passing row after row of arcade machines. Tron looked as fun as ever. Multi-coloured light cycles ran across the screen trying to entrap each other.

One for old times. Sam pushed a quarter through the slot, only to have it clatter onto the floor. Bending down to pick it up, he noticed deep scratches in the tiles; as if something heavy had been dragged across the ground.

Running his hands across the sides of the arcade machine, his fingers touched upon a switch. Puzzled, he flipped it.

The Tron machine swung forward on hinges revealing a space behind the cabinet.

Sam ducked inside to find a small passageway. Turning on his flashlight he descended a flight of stairs into the basement. The machine swung closed behind him, cutting off the sound of music from the floor above.

At the bottom of the stairs was a metal door.

A sign boldly declared, “DANGER. Electrical Sub-Room. No unauthorized access.”

Keys were dangling from the lock.

Sam paused a moment. He grabbed the handle and turned it. Unlocked. He held his breath and pushed open the door.

A small, dank room, with electrical equipment and gadgets cluttered everywhere.
His torch illuminated a chair and desk. Above it was a notice board stuck with papers and photos. Childhood photos of him with his father.

Must be Dad’s workshop, Sam figured.

Sam scanned the pages, trying to make sense of the printed computer codes and diagrams which inundated the board. “The Grid?” Sam muttered to himself, reading the words repeated over and over.

The desk itself was concealed under a dense coating of dust. Nobody had been here either.

Through the thick layer of grime Sam made out a digital display on the desk; a timer of some sort, with blue numbers counting down to … something.

Confused more than ever, Sam brushed his hand across the surface wiping away the dust. The entire desk began to whir and chirp like a computer. The surface of the desk flickered to life and revealed itself to be a screen.

The screen displayed a few boxes and a keyboard.

Sam typed in a few command prompts, trying to get access into the system’s files, with no success.

A message on the screen piqued his interest. LaserControl.

Sam inputted a command activating it. A dialog box popped onto the display: Aperture Clear? Yes/No.

Machinery began to hum and whine.

Sam paused, thought what the heck, and selected Yes.

The whine became a high pitched scream and a blinding flash of light struck Sam from behind.







Saturday, January 18, 2014

Life Plan: Activate.

http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2722#comic

All and full credit to Zach Weinersmith of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.
The guy has got some epic quesidillas up in his brain meats.
I love you dude.

Sunday, December 29, 2013

Weapon X - Chapter 3

“Test completed. Weapon X, Scenario 23: successful.”

The control room was utterly quiet save for the beeps and clicks of the equipment.

Dr. Stryker could barely contain his ecstasy as he turned away from the monitors, the carnage still fresh on his mind. He faced his guests with zeal in his pale eyes.

“Gentlemen, I hope you are satisfied.”

The officials had not moved an inch since the bloodbath had begun. They witnessed in silent awe and terror as Weapon X and the horrific bear tore each other to shreds.

One of the officials ran out of the room; hand over mouth, on the verge of vomiting.

The senior most among them, medals and titles flooding his uniform, locked eyes with the Doctor.

“Dr. Stryker, how long until we can have a full battalion of such weapons?”

“Weapon X is a unique specimen due to his physiology. Crafting additional subjects will take considerable time and resources.” Stryker paused. “However, Weapon X, as you just saw, is fully operational and ready for field use.”

Stryker let his words hang in the air for a moment as the officials realized his meaning.

With hurried excuses they rushed out of the control room to contact their respective agencies; acquisition of Weapon X top priority.

Stryker’s bony face was contorted with satisfaction.

“What is the status of Weapon X?” he inquired from one of the technicians.

“Subject is stable sir.”

“Any anomalies?”

“Nothing significant, sir. The subject’s healing factor was operating below normal standards but we believe it was due to the extreme cold.”

Stryker studied the assortment of displays before him.

“What are the toxicity levels?” he asked from another underling.

“Healing factor is holding the Adamantium poisoning to acceptable levels, sir.”

Satisfied, Stryker once again gazed at the large screens displaying Weapon X standing in the red snow.

“Bring him in. Get him cleaned up and properly restrained. I suspect our guests will soon have the necessary funds to facilitate the transfer.”

Looking back at his greatest creation, Dr. Stryker could not help but feel disheartened.


“You will soon have a new home,” he murmured to himself.

Weapon X - Chapter 2

It was snowing heavily. The earth was already blanketed in white and yet the grey heavens kept pouring down.

The man, known only as Weapon X, stood statuesque in the middle of a clearing in a large pine forest.

He was stark naked, his coarse body hair providing the only protection against the blistering cold. A beast of a man, his body rippled with lean muscles, his broad shoulders and bulging arms radiated strength. Although he appeared to be short of height, the menace of his appearance was no less diminished.

His head was enclosed in a helmet adorned with high-tech gadgetry. Pipes, tubes and cables ran from his helmet to his waist where more monitoring devices and recorders were attached to a belt. Electrodes and receptors punctuated his body at measured intervals, providing nerve information at various muscle junctures.

The helmet came down to his ears, the man’s dishevelled dark hair spilling out from underneath. His eyes were covered with a red visor recording everything he saw.

His earpiece crackled.

“Weapon X, initiate Scenario 23: track and terminate your target.”

The man sprang to life.

He raised his head and sniffed at the air, like a predator trying to catch scent of his prey.

Catching a hint of his quarry, he snapped his head northwards and bounded towards the trees on powerful legs.

The harsh cold had no effect as he charged through the forest, back and neck bent forwards, only pausing to sniff for a trail.

He came to a sudden stop at the edge of another clearing.

A black bear of monstrous size and girth was shuffling in the snow.

Weapon X took a moment to observe his target, and began to move slowly towards the massive beast.
He knew there was no way he could sneak up on it: the bear’s sense of smell was stronger than his.
Sure enough, the bear lifted his head and studied him with baleful eyes.

The man stopped in his tracks, watching every twitch of the bear’s muscles.

Standing fully erect on its hind legs, the bear issued a deafening roar, challenging the man. He flailed his huge paws, long claws unfurled, teeth gnashing, ready to attack.

The man gave a low growl, teeth bared, shoulders stretched, legs coiled, hands balled into fists.

Snikt. Snikt.

Razor sharp claws popped from between each of his knuckles. The metal blades gleamed in the night.

The bear barrelled towards the man, roaring, with clear killing intent.

Weapon X charged the beast with a guttural cry of his own.

They met in a fury of claws, teeth and fur. Pure animal force clashed against each other as each combatant obeyed the oldest instinct: survival, kill or be killed.

The snow billowed around them as they wrestled for dominance. The bear caught the man in his chest with a swept of his mighty paw, his claws leaving deep gnashes in his flesh.

Weapon X leapt backwards, blood spewing from his wounds. He rushed the bear head long, snarling viciously, claws slashing thick black fur.

The bear howled, injured. The beast’s wrath amplified, it leapt at the man with the full weight of its immense body, knocking him down. His claws and teeth tore at the man’s skin, reddening the snow.

Screaming in rage, the bloodlust having taken him, the man went berserk. His own claws ripped the bear’s hide, repeatedly stabbing it in the chest, raining blood and guts down on him.

The bear retreated from the man’s onslaught, body heaving, leaving a trail of his innards as it tried to back away from the monster.

But the man gave no quarter. He pressed on, cutting and rending flesh.

The bloody, beaten bear bellowed in defiance as it lunged one final time and sank his cruel teeth into the man’s neck, tearing out his throat.

An instant of shock and the man thrust his claws, knuckle deep, between the bear’s eyes, skewering its brain.

With a sigh, the colossal beast slumped to the ground, dead.

Weapon X, claws embedded in the bear’s skull, stood inundated in gore, both his own and his target’s.
With a sickening splutter and the cracking of bone he wrenched out his claws and sank to his knees.

A massive hole dominated the ruin that used to be his neck.

He gasped for breath as his hands tried to stop the bleeding, to keep his innards in place. He collapsed on to the bloody snow, body heaving for air. After a moment his movements ceased completely.

The flesh of his neck began to slowly knit itself back together. The gaping cuts in his chest also began to heal. A while later, most of his wounds had closed themselves. His neck had reformed, barely leaving a scar.

Snikt.

The claws popped back into his hands.


Weapon X got to his feet and stood stock still in the night, an arena of slaughter around him.

Weapon X - Chapter 1

“... No, this isn’t right? The cold is-“

“Cease your muttering Mr. Hartnell. Is the Project ready for activation?”

“Y-yes, Dr. Stryker! Performing final calibrations now.”

“Excellent.”

Dr. William Stryker, a tall gaunt man, peered at the array of screens cascading the control room. His skeletal face awash with light from multiple displays, he presided over his team as they frantically made last minute preparations.

At the back of the control room stood a collection of military officials. Their respective uniforms adorned with trappings of high rank, chests puffed with obvious indignation, they glared at Dr. Stryker in distaste.
Dr. Stryker shared the sentiment as he forced a smile to his thin lips and turned towards his guests.

“Gentlemen, thank you for your continued patience, we will begin shortly,” Dr. Stryker said in honeyed tones.

“We have been here all day, Stryker! You are testing the limits of our indulgence,” cried out one of the men in annoyance.

“Does this project of yours even work? All we had are empty promises so far,” piped another.

Dr. Stryker took off his thick glasses and began to methodically wipe them with a piece of cloth he kept for the very purpose.

“Your previous experiments have been disappointing Stryker. What makes this one so special?” challenged a general.

“The Subject possesses natural traits and abilities which have granted us unparalleled success.”

“But-“

“Gentlemen,” he interrupted, holding back the emotion in his voice. “This endeavour of ours will revolutionize the future of warfare. The considerable amount of money and resources you have committed to my work has not been wasted. Rather it has allowed you the potential to build a military force the likes of which the world cannot comprehend.”

Cowed, the officials grunted and shuffled their feet, obviously uncomfortable. Dr. Stryker, discreetly smirking, addressed his subordinates.

“Are we ready?”

“Yes sir! You have full control over the Weapon. Beginning activation on your mark.”

The Doctor looked at the massive screens on the opposite wall displaying the snowy outside.

“Your attention gentlemen. Now you shall see the results of our labour,” he said to the officials without turning, gesturing towards one of the screens. The display showed a humanoid form standing in the snow.

“Is that it?” whispered one of the generals.

Stryker afforded himself another smile.


“Begin the test.”

A precious instance of student agency

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