Sunday, August 17, 2014

Tiny spark of madness



Listen sonny
Wanna know the secret of living?
It isn't along some road to success
Nor in the rat race we run from cradle to grave
See, its so much simpler than that, so much more beautiful
You gotta be crazy kiddo
Gotta go full goose bozo
We are only given this tiny spark of madness
The world will try to snuff it out
They can't handle crazy
You gotta hold on to that spark
Its the only way to make it out alive
Gotta be full tip bozo, cuckoo crazy
You know, angels fly because they take themselves lightly
You have to fly above it all
Without that spark of madness
You are nothing


- O Captain, My Captain! Farewell!

Sunday, August 3, 2014

Precious on Precious


What are we doing, precious? They told us to write a paragraph in our voice precious, oh yes, they did. Oh, that’s nice. But which voice is precious writing in? Umm, ah, our voice precious; our voice of course. Hmm, precious is not very good at writing. Let precious have a go. Gollum! Gollum!

- Smeagol Gollum


Image Credits : The Incredible Otis Frampton 
(http://otisframpton.deviantart.com/) 
(https://www.facebook.com/otisframpton?fref=ts&ref=br_tf) <3

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Night Prowler

Another late night at the office. Why the flying fuck did I take this job again? Because you are broke with no opportunities? Yeah that's probably it, thanks inner-me.

God, so fucking tired! And its only duck-fucking Tuesday? Fuck!

Ah my feisty little hatchback, alone in a carpark inundated with German royalty. And yet I'll choose you every time sweety- Holy! Merc SL65! Are you fucking kidding me? Damn. That profile. Those arches ... Every time babe, you know it.

Still, my three-door turquoise jap strikes quite a pose in the gleaming sea of executive black and grey metal.

Homebound. Finally!

One good thing about driving home this late is that the roads are deserted. The other good thing is that I get to enjoy the stylings of the best RJ this side of FM 100.

Wes Malik of the Drivethru is fucking psychic. The dude peers into your soul and fills you up with all the chicken-soup goodness you need.

And tonight he's right on the money as well: Phil Collins is flying me to Paradise.

Saturday, March 22, 2014

100 word story!

"Your turn!"

Garlic hot on his breath, he took my hand, not gently, and slammed it on the Magnum.       
                                                          
How quaint, I thought, the mother of all handguns. The most you can feel like a man, without putting in the effort. It was ironic that now I was pressing it to my own right temple.

The barrel cold against my flesh incited visions. Instead of seeing my life achievements in that final trip down memory lane, I saw Doctor Who and my high-school crush. Hmm. A matter of perspective I guess.

My finger caressed the smooth metallic trigger, begging release.

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Back To Flynn's


There it was. 

Flynn's Arcade stood on the corner of Culver Blvd, a decrepit ruin of its former glory. The giant neon sign that was once a symbol for good times, a burnt out husk. Lifeless windows and shuttered doors completed the dismal portrait of abandonment.

Sam edged his bike forwards. This place still held importance for him. Memories of happier days, love and fun had him smiling through his helmet. But it was also a memorial for how those times had been cut short, how neglect had withered love; how guilt had left him empty. The smile gave way to his usual scowl.

Sam would not be here if he could help it.

The message on Alan’s pager came from Dad’s office at the Arcade. From a phone which had been disconnected for the past twenty years.

Twirling the keys to the doors between his fingers, Sam wondered for the umpteenth time what he was doing there, why he insisted on opening old wounds. No matter how hard he tried to convince himself that the past was just that, he could not stop chasing ghosts.

Sighing in defeat, Sam unlocked the front doors. Dusty darkness greeted him as he strode inside. Even through the black pitch Sam easily navigated his way to the circuit box. Wiping the grime away, he flipped the switches one by one bringing the old place back to life.

The overhead lights illuminated the plastic covered arcade cabinets, lonesome without jumping kids. The second switch turned on the cabinets flooding the floor with their theme music. Another rare smile appeared on Sam’s face as he enjoyed the nostalgia. Asteroids, Battlezone, Centipede, Crystal Castle, Millipede, Missile Command and Space Duel. Stunt Cycle. Tempest, Warlords, Yar's Revenge, Galaga and Pole's Position. Donkey Kong, Space Invaders and Pac Man. All old friends.

The distorted music blasting from frayed speakers had Sam reminiscing the countless hours he had spent playing one game after another, only going home when his Dad would close down for the night.

Dad.

Snapping out of his reprieve, Sam flipped the final switch. The jukebox lit up, and the videogame music was drowned by Journey’s Separate Ways.

Dad did love Journey.

Sam made his way to the office. The thick layer of dust on all the plastic covered furniture betrayed no signs of anyone having been there. The phone was broken and disconnected.

Sam fumed at himself. This was a stupid idea to begin with.

Ready to leave, something caught Sam’s eye. Right at the back of the arcade, underneath an unlit neon sign, was the crown jewel of his father’s arcade: Encom’s Tron. Sam made his way to the back, passing row after row of arcade machines. Tron looked as fun as ever. Multi-coloured light cycles ran across the screen trying to entrap each other.

One for old times. Sam pushed a quarter through the slot, only to have it clatter onto the floor. Bending down to pick it up, he noticed deep scratches in the tiles; as if something heavy had been dragged across the ground.

Running his hands across the sides of the arcade machine, his fingers touched upon a switch. Puzzled, he flipped it.

The Tron machine swung forward on hinges revealing a space behind the cabinet.

Sam ducked inside to find a small passageway. Turning on his flashlight he descended a flight of stairs into the basement. The machine swung closed behind him, cutting off the sound of music from the floor above.

At the bottom of the stairs was a metal door.

A sign boldly declared, “DANGER. Electrical Sub-Room. No unauthorized access.”

Keys were dangling from the lock.

Sam paused a moment. He grabbed the handle and turned it. Unlocked. He held his breath and pushed open the door.

A small, dank room, with electrical equipment and gadgets cluttered everywhere.
His torch illuminated a chair and desk. Above it was a notice board stuck with papers and photos. Childhood photos of him with his father.

Must be Dad’s workshop, Sam figured.

Sam scanned the pages, trying to make sense of the printed computer codes and diagrams which inundated the board. “The Grid?” Sam muttered to himself, reading the words repeated over and over.

The desk itself was concealed under a dense coating of dust. Nobody had been here either.

Through the thick layer of grime Sam made out a digital display on the desk; a timer of some sort, with blue numbers counting down to … something.

Confused more than ever, Sam brushed his hand across the surface wiping away the dust. The entire desk began to whir and chirp like a computer. The surface of the desk flickered to life and revealed itself to be a screen.

The screen displayed a few boxes and a keyboard.

Sam typed in a few command prompts, trying to get access into the system’s files, with no success.

A message on the screen piqued his interest. LaserControl.

Sam inputted a command activating it. A dialog box popped onto the display: Aperture Clear? Yes/No.

Machinery began to hum and whine.

Sam paused, thought what the heck, and selected Yes.

The whine became a high pitched scream and a blinding flash of light struck Sam from behind.







Saturday, January 18, 2014

Life Plan: Activate.

http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2722#comic

All and full credit to Zach Weinersmith of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.
The guy has got some epic quesidillas up in his brain meats.
I love you dude.

Sunday, December 29, 2013

Weapon X - Chapter 3

“Test completed. Weapon X, Scenario 23: successful.”

The control room was utterly quiet save for the beeps and clicks of the equipment.

Dr. Stryker could barely contain his ecstasy as he turned away from the monitors, the carnage still fresh on his mind. He faced his guests with zeal in his pale eyes.

“Gentlemen, I hope you are satisfied.”

The officials had not moved an inch since the bloodbath had begun. They witnessed in silent awe and terror as Weapon X and the horrific bear tore each other to shreds.

One of the officials ran out of the room; hand over mouth, on the verge of vomiting.

The senior most among them, medals and titles flooding his uniform, locked eyes with the Doctor.

“Dr. Stryker, how long until we can have a full battalion of such weapons?”

“Weapon X is a unique specimen due to his physiology. Crafting additional subjects will take considerable time and resources.” Stryker paused. “However, Weapon X, as you just saw, is fully operational and ready for field use.”

Stryker let his words hang in the air for a moment as the officials realized his meaning.

With hurried excuses they rushed out of the control room to contact their respective agencies; acquisition of Weapon X top priority.

Stryker’s bony face was contorted with satisfaction.

“What is the status of Weapon X?” he inquired from one of the technicians.

“Subject is stable sir.”

“Any anomalies?”

“Nothing significant, sir. The subject’s healing factor was operating below normal standards but we believe it was due to the extreme cold.”

Stryker studied the assortment of displays before him.

“What are the toxicity levels?” he asked from another underling.

“Healing factor is holding the Adamantium poisoning to acceptable levels, sir.”

Satisfied, Stryker once again gazed at the large screens displaying Weapon X standing in the red snow.

“Bring him in. Get him cleaned up and properly restrained. I suspect our guests will soon have the necessary funds to facilitate the transfer.”

Looking back at his greatest creation, Dr. Stryker could not help but feel disheartened.


“You will soon have a new home,” he murmured to himself.

A precious instance of student agency

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