Me: Sigh, going to the office now bae.
Bae: Or ... brilliant idea: don't go today.
Me *stops in tracks*: that is indeed a most persuasive argument.
Bae *nods with exuberance*
Me: But i took a day off day before yesterday too, it doesn't look nice. Then again, I'm literally the only one in the department so no one is actually looking ...
Bae *nodding intensifies*
Me: Yeah and there is literally no work! I was going to go and write a restaurant review and then be back by lunch anyways ...
Bae: Mhmmm mhmmm
Me: There won't be any consequences right??
Bae *tilts head*: what consequences?
Me *sigh of relief*: exactly, I love the way you think <3
Bae: No seriously, there can be conseque-
Me: And what even are consequences?? What's life anyways??
Bae: Wait a minut-
Me: I'm not going to find the answers to life in the office! I've better chance of finding it at home! And for this noble cause, I shall stay at home today. For humanity.
Bae: Yaaay \;_;/
Bae: Or ... brilliant idea: don't go today.
Me *stops in tracks*: that is indeed a most persuasive argument.
Bae *nods with exuberance*
Me: But i took a day off day before yesterday too, it doesn't look nice. Then again, I'm literally the only one in the department so no one is actually looking ...
Bae *nodding intensifies*
Me: Yeah and there is literally no work! I was going to go and write a restaurant review and then be back by lunch anyways ...
Bae: Mhmmm mhmmm
Me: There won't be any consequences right??
Bae *tilts head*: what consequences?
Me *sigh of relief*: exactly, I love the way you think <3
Bae: No seriously, there can be conseque-
Me: And what even are consequences?? What's life anyways??
Bae: Wait a minut-
Me: I'm not going to find the answers to life in the office! I've better chance of finding it at home! And for this noble cause, I shall stay at home today. For humanity.
Bae: Yaaay \;_;/
This is great \;__;/
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